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the dance that ever dad does in order to embarrass their child and or children
"Dude, what's your dad doing?"

"He's joffen to the music."
Joffen by I_Can't_Dance September 16, 2019
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The dance a middle-aged dad does whenever music hits their eardrums.
"Dude, is that your dad? He's really joffen himself out to the music over there"
Joffen by minismallshortyak September 16, 2019
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Joffin is very cool he is good at ear raping people and very funny. He has a penis larger than most other boys so you should date him he is single and ready
To mingle he will love you and he respects woman. Overall Joffin is pretty radical!
Hey Joffin how’d you cock get so big?!
Joffin by moisty dong October 20, 2019

Jeffening 

When Jeff receives admin rights in a discord channel and begins to transform everyone account into 'Jeff'. This leads to the eventual termination of the channel by the original owner.
Hey guys, remember when Jeff took over the discord channel... That was a real jeffening.
1.To pull a flinch, including closing eyes, or gestures moving away from a harmful action, such as a fake punch.
There are bigger manifestations the larger the flinch.
As are: Super Joffee, Mega Joffee, Virtual Joffee, Airborne Joffee.
"Hey dude," *pretends to throw remote control*
*Second guy flinches*
"Joffee."
"Shut up."
Joffee by Beans/Eddie August 5, 2007

Morgan Joffee

A Morgan Joffee is a thing that is very round and unintelligent. He is bad at games as well.
I don’t want to be a Morgan Joffee at Fortnite🙏🏻
Morgan Joffee by phatwastaken November 13, 2019
A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.
I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.
joffing by Kiabash November 29, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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