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a man's most sacred place; the office for grabbing a j; abbreviation for jack-off office
Person 1: "Yo did you end up finishing that paper last night?"

Person 2: "Nah man, I got distracted and spent 5 hours in my joffice instead"

Person 1: "Yeah fuck papers...anytime in the joffice is time well spent"
joffice by slingerofdix September 25, 2014
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The word given to a male inner city worker who has had too many drinks at lunch.
"I'm just going back to the joffice to get my bag."

"Don't you mean office? Have you been drinking?"
Joffice by Supert3d August 7, 2009
A joint with a cup of freshly ground coffee.
I feel like having a joffie tomorrow morning when I wake up.
joffie by mr420.mj February 19, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026