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joensen by Joe senator bator December 21, 2021
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jensen ackles
Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*
Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.
Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*
Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.
Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*
jensen ackles by that_one_white_latina July 9, 2016
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jensen ackles
Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.
jensen ackles by Supernaturalfandom+ March 19, 2017
jensen ackles
a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.
"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"
Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"
Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
jensen ackles by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020
Jensen Ackles
The hottest man to ever exist. A great father who is loving and caring. A sweetheart in general. He's hilarious and the most perfect being to be created. Plays Dean Winchester on the CW show Supernatural.
*Fan asks if Dean would ever take advantage of Sam*
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Jensen Ackles by Depression'll_Kill_You June 7, 2018
In this Jensen
A word pertaining to the current place you are located. It is very popular in Indian Trail (The ITL), NC
"We gonna pitch a bitch in this jensen!"
"All my bros are in this jensen!"
"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"
"All my bros are in this jensen!"
"We gonna get some burr (beer) in this jensen!"
In this Jensen by tbozwell18 July 27, 2009
clay jensen
clay jensen by disqualified April 10, 2017
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