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Joel Gion 

Joel Gion is the coolest man alive, nobody usurps his coolness. Also known as the BJM tambourine Guy, literally nobody but him can get away with being a frontman who just plays tambourine and like percussion. He’s too cool.
Person: ‘On a level of 1 to “too cool”, how cool are you?”
You: ‘Joel Gion!’
Joel Gion by Vestigium September 6, 2019

joel gomez 

A big bushed dick beaner with a gap between his two front teeth lookin like they got a divorce
U look like a Joel Gomez
joel gomez by bobBARNARD💅🏼 September 28, 2018

Joel Goran 

The hot guy from saving hope. Played buy Daniel Fucking Gillies. Aswell as being hot he is also cute... I mean smart he went to Harvard University. He is a orthopedic surgeon at Hope Zion and he looks fit in scrubs.
Joel Goran and Alex Reid should have been endgame!
Joel Goran by Danielsexual June 9, 2021

Joel gomez 

a big bushed dick beaner with a gap in his two front teeth lookin’ like they got a divorce🤤
u look like a god damn Joel gomez
Joel gomez by bobBARNARD💅🏼 September 28, 2018

Joel graham 

A fuckin normie with two brain cells
And looks like a bald ksi
Wow there’s Joel graham going into the girls bathroom trying to sell condoms what a mad lad

Joel Garth 

When a person is infatuated with Garth Brooks so much that he becomes there whole entire life.
Garth is love, Garth is life, said a Joel Garth.
Joel Garth by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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