Definitions by Vestigium

Swfer 

(Pronounced Soofer or S-uh-fur)

A sweater. That’s it.

“I got a new swfer today!”
‘What colour?’
“Mustard!”

Swfer by Vestigium November 10, 2019

Joel Gion 

Joel Gion is the coolest man alive, nobody usurps his coolness. Also known as the BJM tambourine Guy, literally nobody but him can get away with being a frontman who just plays tambourine and like percussion. He’s too cool.

Person: ‘On a level of 1 to “too cool”, how cool are you?”
You: ‘Joel Gion!’

Joel Gion by Vestigium September 6, 2019