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Joeb is the related to salad fingers because if his big curved fingers also he is attracted to other males ones especially with salad fingers
Omg did you see them Joeb fingers
Joeb by Nettis July 20, 2018
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Used to describe someone who gets all the girls but is is pretty bad at Fortnite
Person: That person gets all the girls but is pretty bad at fortnite, he's such a Joeb
Joeb by CombatPro June 18, 2018
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brother joeb 

When your at a family dinner and your brother is looking good in his wrangler jeans so you asked to be excused from the table so he can creampie you in the anal cavity
Damn brother joeb is looking fine in them jeans.
brother joeb by Vro76 June 14, 2017
Being a total roaster and being completely oblivious to the fact that you're a complete gonk.
"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"

"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"

"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"
Joebait by Josh Homme November 21, 2011

Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...
Joebidenphobia by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021

joebeidos 

usually a joebeidos and portrays a stupid person that has a fetish for toes
Anthony: Hey did u see that curly cotton head joebeidos?

Arthur: yes, he was rude to me and said he was a avagadro
joebeidos by Joebeids July 10, 2019

joebamba 

Believes that abortion should stay legal because abortions are so yummy and taste good with ranch. Has a cult following "joebamba and the crusaders"
No body:"do you think abortion should stay legal?"
Me:"joebamba"
joebamba by Joebamba41968 June 17, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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