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A massive spam mailing using an innocent victim's legit email address is known as Joe Job.
I emailed my ISP to complain about the Joe Job spammers did to my email account.
joe job by spunkovision August 23, 2004
When 2 girls lick a guys penis.
Joe: dudee i just got a joe job

Henry: i knoww i watched!
Joe Job by marshwood69er June 26, 2009
To jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he ejaculates, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.
TJ: Hey, did you hear Joe is in the hospital!
Alan: Are you serious?! Why?!
TJ: His Mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
Alan: That sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad fucked his ass behind the furnace and he needed stitches
joe job by Corola December 12, 2008
Any sexual acts performed by a Joe
Amy: Joe was very weak last night

Harry: One too many Joe-Jobs
Joe-Job by Chico Mendes August 29, 2016
A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.
I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.
Joe-Job by Cocrates August 4, 2025

a Joe job 

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.
a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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