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Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".
Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.
Joggers Purse by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

Grey Joggers

Grey joggers challenge is a simple way for guys to show off their penises through the outline in their sweatpants.
“My ex sent me a photo of his grey joggers last night.”
Grey Joggers by Nel2345 October 1, 2019

Joggers nipple 

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.
He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.
Joggers nipple by hay ho March 6, 2009

Joggers nipple  

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!
Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!
Joggers nipple by sever room ho January 20, 2009

Judgement Joggers 

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.
Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.
Judgement Joggers by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

judgerstanding

When you are listening to your friends problems and agreeing with their life choices, but judging them at the same time.
Brian was telling me about his girl problems, I was totally judgerstanding why he still talks to those hoes.
judgerstanding by caitwitty May 5, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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