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An extremely powerful entity who's entire existence is to serve as comedy relief. He could destroy the world, but what's the fun in that?
Person 1: "Hey, what's a Jodger?"
Person 2: "Jodgers."
Jodgers: "Hi."
Person 1: "Oh my godgers it's Jodgers."
jodgers by Nekano August 16, 2022
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Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".
Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.
Joggers Purse by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

Grey Joggers

Grey joggers challenge is a simple way for guys to show off their penises through the outline in their sweatpants.
“My ex sent me a photo of his grey joggers last night.”
Grey Joggers by Nel2345 October 1, 2019

Joggers nipple 

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.
He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.
Joggers nipple by hay ho March 6, 2009

Joggers nipple  

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!
Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!
Joggers nipple by sever room ho January 20, 2009

Judgement Joggers 

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.
Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.
Judgement Joggers by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

judgerstanding

When you are listening to your friends problems and agreeing with their life choices, but judging them at the same time.
Brian was telling me about his girl problems, I was totally judgerstanding why he still talks to those hoes.
judgerstanding by caitwitty May 5, 2016
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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