the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.

jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.

jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020

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Jaddie

To have sex to jazz music

Steve: My roommates super into jaddie
Trevor: That must be annoying
Steve: At 3am every night I'm woken up to loud moans and jazz music

Jaddie by Mathias_Gold September 30, 2018

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Jordie Jordan

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .

Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.

Jordie Jordan by Samuel Richard McGravy Jordan March 13, 2021

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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008

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