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Jocelynn
A loud(and quiet), emotional, girl that will make you smile at any time of the day. She's the cutest little unicorn you will ever meet. She's highly intelligent, smart, and her knowledge of netflix shows will blow you of of the water. She's the type of girl that con comfort you in almost any situation, be there for you, stand up for you, laugh with you, get mad if the word "you" is repeated 24/7, She's someone you never want to loose, but that impossible because she will never loose you.
Jocelynn by the slave wizard January 27, 2017
Jocelynn
Jocelynn is probably your best friend let’s be honest. She is so caring and has a little girl vibe but at the same time the most mature person ever. She makes you laugh at everything and being around her can make your mood go from 0-100. She’s also the type of person you have a strong urge to take pictures with because she’s so beautiful. She has the BEST music sense (even if her favorite songs are from 2012) and can get you addicted to a band in less than a night. She brings love, joy and everything good into your life. She’s a blessing and if you have a jocelynn in your life your the luckiest person ever.
Dude 1 “Man I got some ugly knees”
Dude 2 “me too bro! I wish I had knees like Jocelynn’s. Hers a hella fine🤤
Jocelynn: guys I know my knees are sexy give me space *hair flip* * sachets away*
Dude 2 “me too bro! I wish I had knees like Jocelynn’s. Hers a hella fine🤤
Jocelynn: guys I know my knees are sexy give me space *hair flip* * sachets away*
Jocelynn by A girl with sum cute knees February 13, 2019
Joslynn
A mystic person with hidden talents and knowledge. She is loving to a fault and loyal as man's best friend. She is a brown eyed beauty and all the boys want to date her but she keeps them at arms length so they will not spoil her purity. Ask her for help and she is the first one there. Need help moving, shovling, cleaning or babysitting she is your girl.
Jocelynn
The most amazing and beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is an amazing friend and will always make you smile no matter what type of mood you are in. She will always be there for you and is never annoying. If you get the chance to be friends, take it, because if you do you will love every second of it and you might fall in love.
Jeff- “Bro I so want to ask out Jocelynn”
John- “Do it bro, she is perfect for you and she is loyal”
John- “Do it bro, she is perfect for you and she is loyal”
Jocelynn by you will be doctor now February 21, 2019
Jocelynn
The cutest girl ever, exotic, incredible- words cannot describe her. No other girl can come close to being like her, she is unique, and that is what is loved about her. She has a tendency to be amazingly beautiful in any situation, at any given moment, no matter what. But most importantly of all, and probably the hardest to describe, is she so special. Special to me. And thats what really matters.
Jocelynn by asfdlhas;kljgh June 1, 2011
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