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Jockblocked 

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.
Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.
Jockblocked by whattheflutka February 22, 2011

Jokeblocking 

Noun (johk-blok-ing)

Jokeblocking, an act usually carried out by a jokeblocker, is the gesture of deliberately ruining someone's attempt to tell a joke or cause others to laugh, either by distraction or dismissal. Not to be mistaken for cockblocking
Danny: Hey, listen to this joke! "Knock, kno-"
George: Dude that was funny three fucking years ago.
Danny: Damn, stop jokeblocking me.

jockaboo 

You people are a bunch of jockaboos
jockaboo by #RHINO June 27, 2016

jockblock 

the act of stopping douchebag jocks from messing up a nerdy friend's move on a girl.
*after nerdy friend approaches girl and douchebag jocks are coming*
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"

Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."
jockblock by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

jockabloobleshoy

jok-uh-bloo-bole-shoi

a made up word to describe one who is vary annoying.
Chandler is such a jockabloobleshoy

Cockablockalitis 

Cock blocker
That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.
Cockablockalitis by Penis blocker September 28, 2017