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jobby jobby 

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby
jobby jobby by god April 12, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
jobby-joo by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Jobby Webcam 

Similar to webcamming, jobby webcam is a hobby where you turn on the camera and take a jobby.
Your mum is a jobby webcammer
Jobby Webcam by Miya Balsitch February 16, 2021

jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.
nice jobby catchers son
jobby catchers by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
Jobby by AxelS September 17, 2013

Jobby Breath 

To have a whiff of jobby flowing from your rancid mouth whilst speakin to someone...
Haw James, you've got jobby breath ya bam!
Jobby Breath by Jimbobmanob April 26, 2007

jobby dobber 

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".
"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).
jobby dobber by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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