joëd

Joëd is different from other people because he don’t trust them he trust in money and family that’s why joëd is different joëd is a name that we don’t see much joëd has much of talents that he don’t show to the world joëd is a very loyal name joëd only want a good girl en good/big money

Joëd that different guy

joëd by Handerlahdbwj November 22, 2021

Joëd

Joëd is different from other people he has a good mindset mindset of a millionaire joëd wil put anything on the line to become great good friend he is good with girls but want only a loyal relationship but he don’t trust them

Joëd that different guy

Joëd by Handerlahdbwj November 22, 2021

Joed 

A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.

Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.

Joed by Dr. Spicoli April 17, 2010

Joed 

A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod.

He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"

Joed by Murmus July 2, 2006

Joed 

Jacked Off.

I just joed.

Joed by Chris L Lambert January 3, 2011

joed 

To ejaculate, or jerk off.

I joed all over myself after looking at porn.

joed by paulyy April 10, 2009

Joed 

To crash a car into or through a partition such as a wall or fence. This feat may be accomplished while occupying the crashing vehicle or while performing a remote start.

Bill: "What happened to that wall?"
Fred" Some idiot joed it"

Idiot: "I joed my car again last night, third time this year…"

Joed by Rusty Shackleford IV November 12, 2010