JLW 

"Just Lose Weight" - a non-sequiter, or set of instructions that has no bearing whatsoever on the actual context.

Patient to doctor: "My knee hurts."
Doctor: "JLW"

Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."

JLW by sruths October 10, 2008

JLW 

JLW is some1 who does things coz they think they r funny , when they are not - ... even tho wat they did was quite funny , they shud never b told that !

( H ) james lee warren is a JLW coz of what he put on urban dictionary about Hugh rose! ( E )

hughs amazing and hopes no1 finds what he put ... despite my subtle clues.. ( A )

JLW by hajoker16 May 28, 2009

JLW

"Just Love Waifus" is law. Real girls just ain't allat anymore

"Bro my girlfriend cheated on me"
"Okay? JLW is better anyways"

JLW by SoidFlayer August 25, 2026

JLW Curse 

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse

WhiteHouse has the jlw curse. Which was gained from jlw himself

JLW Curse by Protoxic November 1, 2021

JLW Curse 

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse

J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears

JLW Curse by Protoxic October 27, 2021