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A jlute is a recorder with joints filling every hole and inhaling through the normal hole
Guy 1: pass the jlute
Guy 2: here you go
by Lon gwang August 4, 2022
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jute

Mandarin slang for prostitute and is pronounced "Jootah." This word goes back to around the 18th century, when Meng Haoran, a well known chinese poet used the word as a derogatory to prostitutes.
There are jutes at every corner in Amsterdam!
by Dave Goldberg February 26, 2008
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JUTEP

The Juarez University at Texas El Paso.

This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.
Student: Excuse me mam can you direct me to UTEP advising center?

Parking Lady: Ooh JUTEP advising center? Si esta por la Schuster.
by Natalacio April 30, 2011
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Jute

A jute is a decent song.
Word for southern african slang.
Yoh Dude pump some jutes
by Buffalo 246 August 20, 2019
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Jute Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009
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Jute Press

A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.

The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.

Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
by First Academy March 7, 2011
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Carson Jute

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"
by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019
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