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jute
Mandarin slang for prostitute and is pronounced "Jootah." This word goes back to around the 18th century, when Meng Haoran, a well known chinese poet used the word as a derogatory to prostitutes.
jute by Dave Goldberg February 26, 2008
Related Words
jlute • Jute • Joutema • Juteau • Jute Box Zero • jute canoe • Juteeve • Jute (Jewt) • jutelat • JUTEP
JUTEP
The Juarez University at Texas El Paso.
This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.
This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.
Jute
Jute by Buffalo 246 August 20, 2019
Jute Box Zero
The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Jute Box Zero by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009
Jute Press
A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
Jute Press by First Academy March 7, 2011
Carson Jute
A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
Carson Jute by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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