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jute
Mandarin slang for prostitute and is pronounced "Jootah." This word goes back to around the 18th century, when Meng Haoran, a well known chinese poet used the word as a derogatory to prostitutes.
jute by Dave Goldberg February 26, 2008
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jlute • Jute • Joutema • Juteau • Jute Box Zero • jute canoe • Juteeve • Jute (Jewt) • jutelat • JUTEP
JUTEP
The Juarez University at Texas El Paso.
This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.
This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.
Jute
Jute by Buffalo 246 August 20, 2019
Jute Box Zero
The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Jute Box Zero by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009
Jute Press
A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
Jute Press by First Academy March 7, 2011
Carson Jute
A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
Carson Jute by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026