JUTEP 

The Juarez University at Texas El Paso.

This is used as slang to describe "UTEP" (University of Texas El Paso). The reason being the tremendous amount of people from Juarez that attend classes here. You can actually see the paradise neighborhood of Anapara,Juarez from the JUTEP parking garage. The library is filled with spanish speakers, apparently its okay to scream in libraries at JUTEP as long as your speaking spanish. So headphones are advised. JUTEP is a great degree factory and a great alternative to those who want to study abroad in Mexico.

Student: Excuse me mam can you direct me to UTEP advising center?

Parking Lady: Ooh JUTEP advising center? Si esta por la Schuster.

JUTEP by Natalacio April 30, 2011

jute 

Mandarin slang for prostitute and is pronounced "Jootah." This word goes back to around the 18th century, when Meng Haoran, a well known chinese poet used the word as a derogatory to prostitutes.

There are jutes at every corner in Amsterdam!

jute by Dave Goldberg February 26, 2008

Jugeptuable 

adj.
Describing the traits of a person who denies science/any form of logic in an effort to cling to dogmatic beliefs.

The jugeptuable girl raised her hand and told the class why they were wrong, because they didn't beleive what she did.

Jugeptuable by Jumping Jehosaphet January 18, 2006

JUEPA JE

Exclamation often heard in Colombia, Venezuela, and some other parts of Latin America; especially in music (Cumbia and Vallenato). Means something like "woohoo!".. an exclamation of delight.

"Juepa Je!! Viva Colombia!!"

JUEPA JE by M.L. in S.F. November 30, 2005

jueputa 

Jueputa or Jue Puta (The "J" has a breathy w sound) is a Spanish phrase or exclamation mostly used, in this form, in Central America around Costa Rica and Nicaragua. It is easy to understand once you know that "Jue" is a weird contraction of the Spanish words "Hijo de."

¡Jueputa! simply translates as "Son of a Bitch!"... or more like..."sonovabitch!"

And just as people do with the phrase in English, Spanish speakers will censor themselves using the phrase in polite company. Leading to Jue Puchis, Jue Perro, Jue Poona, etc.
Or just use ¡Jue! as a catch-all exclamation of exasperation

¡Jueputa! hace mucho calor -Va jalando.

jueputa by Nonsuch Ned November 16, 2018

Jute 

A jute is a decent song.
Word for southern african slang.

Yoh Dude pump some jutes

Jute by Buffalo 246 August 20, 2019

Jute Box Zero 

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

Jute Box Zero by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009