Juteau 

Juteau is a Last name from Quebec. It often stands for strong masculinity and great sex. Women are easily attracted to guys named Juteau.

Look at this hot Juteau.
This Juteau gets all the girls for himself.

Juteau by eddyed November 21, 2021

The Juneau Effect 

The feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem.

My algebra teacher often falls victim to The Juneau Effect.

The Juneau Effect by JamesCurry June 2, 2016

Dodo les jumeaux 

When it is somebody's bedtime.

Isabelle: Dodo les jumeaux.

Dodo les jumeaux by Schashmotic March 22, 2021

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

Juneau Watershed by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010

Juneau, Alaska 

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.

New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/

Juneau, Alaska by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

juneauism 

The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.

I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)

juneauism by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022

Juneau Douche Bags 

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

Juneau Douche Bags by AKCoug February 21, 2011