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JKF
Just kidding, fuck
When you tell a joke and it doesn’t land so you have to take it back real quick like
When you tell a joke and it doesn’t land so you have to take it back real quick like
JKF by Jkfers4lyfe October 11, 2021
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t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"
Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".
Sources:
The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
JKFFBNR
Just Kidding For Formality, But Not Really. Used under many circumstances, JKFFBNR has a variety of applications. In the event that one types something incriminating, offensive, embarrassing, or overwhelming to the reader but is actually somewhat true, a simple "JK" may not hit the spot. That's where the JKFFBNR pops in.
Saurondies36: I totally think you're the hottest man alive.
Eer3754: OH REAAAALLLY?
Saurondies36: JKFFBNR
Alpacadude: Hey fatty lose some weight!JKFFBNR
Soberccaznlzr: HEY!
Jaldweet: Hey man i think i love you
Adultmonarch: I love you too!...
Adultmonarch: JKFFBNR
Eer3754: OH REAAAALLLY?
Saurondies36: JKFFBNR
Alpacadude: Hey fatty lose some weight!JKFFBNR
Soberccaznlzr: HEY!
Jaldweet: Hey man i think i love you
Adultmonarch: I love you too!...
Adultmonarch: JKFFBNR
JKFFBNR by Muffinmang May 8, 2008
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murderhobo
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