jjakob 

jjaajkk ,,obbb…., inwnan smlel(( ur hauiir

“09jjakob uhab are soosko hot…,,@“”
“tthhankm yuiu oeprtty nlady;;””

jjakob by sunshine7362 December 2, 2024

Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020

Jakob Walrus 

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

Jakob Walrus by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Jakobe 

A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.

That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.

Jakobe by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011

Jakob

Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob

Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl

Jakob by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019

Jakob likes dudes 

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

Jakob likes dudes by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

Jakob

Jakob is a sweet and kind person.He is hot and also he is there when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakob.He might have blue eyes and short light brown hair.And he has one of kind personality.

Every girl wants a boy like Jakob.

Jakob by Lisa is here December 11, 2017