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Jizzneyland 

When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
Jizzneyland by whocaresaboutNY April 5, 2013

Jizzneyland 

The act of engaging in sex (including, but not limited to intercourse and oral or anal sex) and subsequent ejaculation on Disneyland/World property.
Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our honeymoon.
Man #2: Cool, what did you guys do?
Man #1: Well, I rode the rides, and then I took her inside the bathroom and I rode her! Some guy in a Goofy costume was watching us. Dude, we turned Disneyland into Jizzneyland!
Jizzneyland by MonaForPrez February 2, 2015

Jizzandler 

Another name for Chandler Arizona. Similar to Scottsdale Arizona, Chandler has a high population of jocks, and jerks.
Dude 1: Lets roll into Scottsdale!
Chick 1: no, I don't feel like being THAT pompous tonight.

Dude 1: Jizzandler it is!
Jizzandler by ezdu March 26, 2010

Jizzsandwhich 

When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...

So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.
Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!

Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!

Jizzyman 

A male/female who is ”amazing.” Also used for cool hairstyle and other features on the body.
Jon shouted at a boy across the road "look at that Jizzyman!"
Jizzyman by jizzyman06 May 21, 2010

Dizzylander 

WARNING:do NOT try this,we're unsure of the dangers

When you get kneel down and breath in and out really fast,you are bear hugged,lifted up and given a blowback.
You hold this in and then you get about 2 other people to prop you up horizontally and gently lower you down to the ground. This makes you semi-concious for a couple of seconds. Invented in Ireland by a Pot enthusiast
I got a Dizzylander and i feel great
Dizzylander by Jonjo November 18, 2004