British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"
Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his
penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.
A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect
penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional
pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of
masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the
penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
