jizzuzm

When one sticks his dick in the fule tank and takes off

Wow bro are you sure your ready to jizzuzm its really scary bro

by Jjjjjfk September 9, 2020

JIZZUZ

Condensed pseudonym that derives from the phrase Jizz-on-us, this cultural idiom originates from the Asian race, used frequently on occasion when plebeians shout in excitement, "Holy Jizzuz!" in the English language. Westerners misinterpreted these clamors of ejaculation because of the incomprehensible accentuation of these people from the land of the rising sun, and instead thought their shrieks of joy were referring to the Holy Messiah himself. This was later found to be untrue based on the anthropological evidence presented by an Asian-Caucasian and quarter negro in a heated and educational exchange on the popular social-networking website, facebook. So when Asians proclaim "Jizzuz" in the middle of prayer, work, and discussion, it is not to use the Lord’s name in vain or draw attention to humanity’s savior, but rather to reference the feeling that normally succumbs a male before he showers his excitement all over his companions.

"Holy Jizzuz, that was the most incredible thing I've ever seen!"

"We ask that Jizzuz may enter your lives and lead you on to the path of truth and happiness."

"Jizzuz is what helps me wake up each day looking on the bright side."

"I can only thank Jizzuz for the many blessings I have received in my lifetime."

by Asian Sensation Persuasion May 7, 2010

jizzum

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

Soy Jizzum

Coined by Good Day New York Anchor Rosanna Scotto, Soy Jizzum, also known as Soy Milk, is a beverage, resembling both Milk and Jizzum, made from soybeans.

In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.

Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.

Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.

At the dinner table: Honey, can you please pass the Soy Jizzum?

At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.

At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?

At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum

by BeeJazzee April 30, 2010

jizzum

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.

Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!

by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014

Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.

Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....

by NB27 June 17, 2008

jizzum bomb

a large explosion of jizzum (sperm) usually into the face of a female

collin let out a huge jizzum bomb onto caitlins face after she had sexual intercourse with him

by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008