jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015

jizzumped

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.

That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.

by stephorano April 23, 2011