jizztopia

Jizztopia is where you jizz into a large pile and then mold it into a city

Hey Kyle just contributed to the jizztopia niw we can start shaping

by Jelif1022 May 25, 2024

Jitopia

Jitopia is a small island to the far south of India located near the bottom of the Indian Ocean. It was first discovered by the Indian explorer Baljit Uppal in 1756. He named it Jitopia after himself. Jitopia is not well known and doesn't really count as an island because it is smaller than the required island size. Therefore, it is not on many maps. It was used for nuclear testing in the late 1950s and parts of the island which was a fair size blew off and made it its small size that it is today. Presently, Jitopia is inhabited by the Näkńut Mïkmòt tribe, also known as the Jits. They are humans who are 1/3 the size of an average man.

Let's go to Jitopia!

by Yogo333 October 26, 2016

Jigatopia

The perfect world for black people. The only cars available are lincolns. All food is considered soul food (fried chicken, koolaid, etc). All of the white people and any human that lacks African descent are eradicated. As expected this world would not survive due to lack of education, common sense, and insufficient funds (Most are poor).

Black person: "I haven't seen one damn honkey or chink since Obama started this jigatopia!"

by Just another honkey March 29, 2011

Jizztyping

The act of typing while thinking, reading or looking at anything related to Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. feeding your Robsession).

I was totally jizztyping when those shirtless Rob pics showed up on the internet.

by emeseis May 28, 2009

Jizzmopacles

The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.

Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!

Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.

Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.

by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020

JIGGTOPIA

noun: a place one goes after taking jigg/x.

-word made by harley&rhiannon-

"We're about to pop off & go to jiggtopia, wish us luck"

by LashootahDuckedoff July 12, 2017