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Jigatopia 

The perfect world for black people. The only cars available are lincolns. All food is considered soul food (fried chicken, koolaid, etc). All of the white people and any human that lacks African descent are eradicated. As expected this world would not survive due to lack of education, common sense, and insufficient funds (Most are poor).
Black person: "I haven't seen one damn honkey or chink since Obama started this jigatopia!"
Jigatopia by Just another honkey March 29, 2011
Jitopia is a small island to the far south of India located near the bottom of the Indian Ocean. It was first discovered by the Indian explorer Baljit Uppal in 1756. He named it Jitopia after himself. Jitopia is not well known and doesn't really count as an island because it is smaller than the required island size. Therefore, it is not on many maps. It was used for nuclear testing in the late 1950s and parts of the island which was a fair size blew off and made it its small size that it is today. Presently, Jitopia is inhabited by the Näkńut Mïkmòt tribe, also known as the Jits. They are humans who are 1/3 the size of an average man.
Let's go to Jitopia!
Jitopia by Yogo333 October 26, 2016
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JIGGTOPIA 

noun: a place one goes after taking jigg/x.

-word made by harley&rhiannon-
"We're about to pop off & go to jiggtopia, wish us luck"
JIGGTOPIA by LashootahDuckedoff July 12, 2017

jizztopia 

Jizztopia is where you jizz into a large pile and then mold it into a city
Hey Kyle just contributed to the jizztopia niw we can start shaping
jizztopia by Jelif1022 May 25, 2024
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