jizzbiz

A business that involves jizz!

OwL Shimy owns his own jizzbiz!

by mrtanooki January 2, 2004

jizz biz

the business of making, and or selling pornography.

my uncle ted retired after 50 years
of selling porn.he was a jizz biz innovator

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...

My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.

by Panchoman December 1, 2006

JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

jizzbin

1) a bin of jizz

2) an insulting yet still affectionate term for someone.

Person A: Hey what's that in the corner?
Person B: Dude, don't look! That's my jizzbin!
Person A: Gross, man. Clean that up or else I'm not gonna hang in your room anymore.

Jizzbin: Hey what's up?
Person: Yo Jizzbin!

by the urban dick. February 7, 2010

jizzbiscuit

Jizzbiscuit is a game to be played with at least 2 guys. The more there are the more fierce the competition however.

The players sit in a circle around a biscuit and proceed to masturbate. They must aim their cum onto the biscuit. If they miss, or if they're the last person to cum they have to eat the biscuit.

I lost my first game of jizzbiscuit. It was delicious.

by Dr. Dos July 25, 2008

jizzwizard

A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)

Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007