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jizzbiscuit 

Jizzbiscuit is a game to be played with at least 2 guys. The more there are the more fierce the competition however.

The players sit in a circle around a biscuit and proceed to masturbate. They must aim their cum onto the biscuit. If they miss, or if they're the last person to cum they have to eat the biscuit.
I lost my first game of jizzbiscuit. It was delicious.
jizzbiscuit by Dr. Dos July 25, 2008
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jizz biscuit 

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.
James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.
jizz biscuit by TonyM June 24, 2005

jizz biscuit 

jizz biscuit by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz biscuit 

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.
Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.
jizz biscuit by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

jizz biscuit 

What your mom eats every morning
jizz biscuit by Christy February 12, 2003

jizz biscuit 

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.
"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.
jizz biscuit by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

Jizz Biscuit 

A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.
Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.
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