jizzizle
jizzizle by panfilo diaz October 7, 2011
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jizzisle
to "skeet" or unleash your dragon on someone. Preferalble "tits" or on a girls bra "over the sholder bolder holders"
jizzisle by Joemamma11 May 9, 2008
jizzicle
a stream of ejaculate (n.) that has not yet been fully released.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.
can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.
can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.
-PAUSE VIDEO-
"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"
"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"
jizzicle by Mr Carmine April 25, 2006
jizzicle
when you jizz in a popsicle molding and then put in the freezer. You then give it to your girlfrend for a special occasion and fuck her while she licks it and eats it. :) they can aslso stick it in their pussy's
jizzicle by elan smith February 1, 2008
Jizzazle
Often considered superior to the better known vigazzle, the jizzazle involves the gentleman jizzing all over the vagina, before casting forth a handful of sparkling glitter over the offending area, thus forming a decorative glitter area covering a much greater surface area than the vigazzle alternative.
The key advantages of the jizzazle are that not only is it a case of the gentleman getting a rare opportunity to be involved in 'interior decoration' for once, but should you have a few mates round, then it's possible to combine this with a form of soggy biscuit, and a handful of coloured glitter per participant, thus forming a bit of a glitterarty rainbow effect. Quite fantastic.
The key advantages of the jizzazle are that not only is it a case of the gentleman getting a rare opportunity to be involved in 'interior decoration' for once, but should you have a few mates round, then it's possible to combine this with a form of soggy biscuit, and a handful of coloured glitter per participant, thus forming a bit of a glitterarty rainbow effect. Quite fantastic.
Jizzazle by Jizzybrewer September 22, 2018
jizzazle
Much like the well-known "jizz" term refering to the act of ejaculating. Jizzazling however entails substantial messiness and often is directed to/on someone
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