jizz brian 

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

jizz brian by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019

jizz-brain 

verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain

Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.

jizz-brain by Matthew The Pimp Fucker June 21, 2007

Jizz Brain 

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

Jizz Brain by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

brain jizz 

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).

Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.

brain jizz by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010

jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

jizz on the brain by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Jizzbrain 

The severe backup of semen, cum, load, in an ear. Usually caused by a 41 or 82.

Jordan Boehler got fucked in the ear so hard last night he was diagnosed with a severe and possibly fatal case of jizzbrain.

Jizzbrain by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004

Jizzbrained 

Like a hangover, jizzbrained is the low, tired feeling from after sex, usually accompanied with a want for sleep.

Jane must have had a good night last night... she looks completely jizzbrained.

Man, I just had makeup sex last night... I am so jizzbrained. I'm going to go home and sleep. Catch up with you guys later.

Jizzbrained by A Friend Of Tyler Durden December 23, 2009