jizz brian

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019

jizz-brain

verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain

Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.

by Matthew The Pimp Fucker June 21, 2007

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

brain jizz

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).

Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.

by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010

jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Jizzbrain

The severe backup of semen, cum, load, in an ear. Usually caused by a 41 or 82.

Jordan Boehler got fucked in the ear so hard last night he was diagnosed with a severe and possibly fatal case of jizzbrain.

by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004

Jizzbrained

Like a hangover, jizzbrained is the low, tired feeling from after sex, usually accompanied with a want for sleep.

Jane must have had a good night last night... she looks completely jizzbrained.

Man, I just had makeup sex last night... I am so jizzbrained. I'm going to go home and sleep. Catch up with you guys later.

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden December 23, 2009