Jizzbrain
Jordan Boehler got fucked in the ear so hard last night he was diagnosed with a severe and possibly fatal case of jizzbrain.
Jizzbrain by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004
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jizzbrain
mike has jizzbrain
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jizzbrain • Jizzbrained • jizzgraine • jizz brian • jizz train • jizzbang • Jizzbango • jizzbean • jizzbeaner • Jizzbirding
Jizzstain Judy
The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.
Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."
Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"
Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."
Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"
Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."
Jizzstain Judy by Pat Clements January 20, 2009
jizzbang
The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:
Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.
It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.
It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!
Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!
You fuckin' Jizzbanger
Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!
You fuckin' Jizzbanger
Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
jizzbang by counterfeit October 12, 2004
Jizzbango
A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters
jizzbin
Person A: Hey what's that in the corner?
Person B: Dude, don't look! That's my jizzbin!
Person A: Gross, man. Clean that up or else I'm not gonna hang in your room anymore.
Jizzbin: Hey what's up?
Person: Yo Jizzbin!
Person B: Dude, don't look! That's my jizzbin!
Person A: Gross, man. Clean that up or else I'm not gonna hang in your room anymore.
Jizzbin: Hey what's up?
Person: Yo Jizzbin!
jizzbin by the urban dick. February 7, 2010
Jizzrinate
Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?
Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!
Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!
Jizzrinate by Cornflakes.Cowboy May 6, 2009
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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