jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 15, 2004

jizz biscuit

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.

James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.

by TonyM June 10, 2005

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 05, 2003

jizz biscuit

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

jizz biscuit

What your mom eats every morning

by Christy February 12, 2003

jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 29, 2010