grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 04, 2003

azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 09, 2004

Madinaed

When your friends stop inviting you and talking to you

Bruh, they don't like and talk to me anymore, I've been madinaed

by Waldo October 12, 2018

tons of fun

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

by Waldo June 21, 2003

down

where i come from 'down' means the girl went down town on me ..........................if u dont understand she sucked me off

hey dude ma girl went down last night

by waldo May 21, 2003

artus

the definition of a hocakes in its purest form.

that artus is truly hocakerrific.

by waldo May 13, 2005