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jixer juice 

Any energy drink, coffee doesn't count.
I need to get jixed. Will you pick me up a jixer juice.
jixer juice by The Drewmeros July 24, 2010
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jixer jixer juice jiberish Jiper Joxer JiberatingL Jiero jiger Jimera jimerica
(Ji-bur)Noun: A joint ,Aka bone, marijuana cigarette. Unrelated to "jibber".
" Hey Buddy , wanna roast a jiber? "
jiber by TheDrF January 19, 2014
JT: i really wish we could agree on something, liberty
LIBERTY: we did, remember? last summer, we agreed on using the king size condom? the one that slipped off?
JT: huh
LIBERTY: JT, im pregnant
JT: *crashes car into bus stop*
THIS COUPLE IS KNOWN AS JIBERTY
jiberty by oolaleii November 21, 2006
Gods, if you do NOT know who Jiper is, GO read the HoO series, THEN, and only THEN will you become civilised.

We all know Percabeth, Caleo and Frazel.. Jiper is the FORMER ship name of Piper Mclean and Jason Grace, BUT THEY BROKE UP! WOE IS ME! And um.. Jason's um.. Dead.
Percy: AWWW, here comes JIPER!
Jason: ...
Piper: Um.. Jason
Jason: WHO's JIPER?
Piper: It's our ship name..
Jason:...
Percy: I dunno, Annabeth said it, I think it has to do with boats
Jiper by Emmdogmusicskillz November 21, 2018
The most assbsolutely amazing person in existence. He is everything a woman could dream of. He makes the world a better place. He is a dream come true. He is the spark that ignites happiness and love in the most isolated, numbed, unfeeling depths of your heart. My soulmate.
Jimere by IrishQueen November 30, 2019
Something that is very rare to find, very valuable.

One in a million
He always wanted a Jimeria to feel complete in life.
jimeria by Blackredstarr December 20, 2016