JT: i really wish we could agree on something, liberty
LIBERTY: we did, remember? last summer, we agreed on using the king size condom? the one that slipped off?
JT: huh
LIBERTY: JT, im pregnant
JT: *crashes car into bus stop*
THIS COUPLE IS KNOWN AS JIBERTY
Gods, if you do NOT know who Jiper is, GO read the HoO series, THEN, and only THEN will you become civilised.
We all know Percabeth, Caleo and Frazel.. Jiper is the FORMER ship name of Piper Mclean and Jason Grace, BUT THEY BROKE UP! WOE IS ME! And um.. Jason's um.. Dead.
Percy: AWWW, here comes JIPER!
Jason: ...
Piper: Um.. Jason
Jason: WHO's JIPER?
Piper: It's our ship name..
Jason:...
Percy: I dunno, Annabeth said it, I think it has to do with boats
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