jitsa 

The small dwarf that lives in your appartement

Person 1: “Omg, did you see that little dwarf walking there?”

Person 2: “Oh yeah, that’s just a Jitsa, they live here.”

jitsa by Toreni November 23, 2021

Snap Jitsu 

Unorthodox variant of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu developed from Gracie Jiu Jitsu and 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu which involves grabbing the neck with the bicep and forearm, and proceed to drop to the ground with a quick snapping motion to initiate different submissions, most likely a guillotine choke or d’arce choke.

Training includes unorthodox, counter productive and sometimes stupid drills and workouts. Some of these workouts include lifting weights while balancing on exercise balls, kicking metal poles, elbowing exercise machines and running through uneven terrain with a weight vest. All must be done with proper eye-protection; polarized sunglasses with a darkest tint available. During training, avoid all cables and wiring at all costs.

Former UFC Lightweight Interim Champion says he will ‘end’ Conor McGregor using ‘Snap Jitsu’

Snap Jitsu by Grandmaster Ferguson December 4, 2018

noy jitat 

A seemingly vulgar phrase from the animated fantasy television series "The Pirates of Dark Water," used in context similar to "oh, for fuck's sake..." by nearly every denizen of the fictional aquatic world of Mer.

Noy jitat! Those kreld-eating dagron riders are still on our tail!

noy jitat by invisible christopher walken March 2, 2009

Jigsaw 

Jigsaw is a fictional serial killer within the Saw universe. He is different from most fictional serial killers as he does not kill his victims directly, but instead relies on various lethal traps in which he places his victims.

Jigsaw believes that he has never killed anyone in his life and that the choices that his victims make are up to them. He believes this because he has cancer and failed to commit suicide and realized how life is a gift.

In the saw movies, jigsaw is the killer.

Jigsaw by Steve Thomas November 14, 2006

jissa

Jissa is someone who can predict the future. Jissa is extremely talented and is a woman of all trades. Jissa is good at everything she does. She is a dark horse. She is quick witted and beautiful. She has the best hair in the world. She is shy at first but when you get closer to her she talks non stop.

beautifultalenteddarkhorsegreathairjissa

jissa by LeGamars November 27, 2012

Jigsaw Armory 

Guns. Serving all your needs for when the cast of Jersey Shore comes to town.

I just gave you an example. Jigsaw Armory.

Jigsaw Armory by Michael Douglas & Sons November 22, 2010

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu 

The art of folding laundry with the person still in the clothes.

Can also be defined as involuntary yoga

Dude that guy knows Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu by Ape-Monkey September 28, 2020