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a vaginal erection. a stick that comes through the vagina when a woman is horny and/or aroused.
michael and jonah were comparing there jiokalis but came to the conclusion that michaels is larger, but also decided jonahs has more spots
jiokali by da fuckin man January 22, 2009
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You that are reading this are a jinkalino a talented beautiful person that’s so pleasant to be around
You sure are a jinkalino
Jinkalino by Number1chadlad March 22, 2020
When you drink fruit punch without a straw so it stains your mouth in a way that kind of looks like the Joker's makeup.
I don't think he even noticed that he Jokalized himself.
Jokalize by Epic Zoomer March 8, 2020
A word used to define :

- a person capable of null, useless and unbearable prowess, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.
Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and get into the water.
Woman: Ah. I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim on the table and do a pirouette on the sand to be the hero.
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !
Jokalis by Nameless All May 11, 2020
A word used to define :
- a person who is capable of useless and unbearable prowess, useless and unbearable, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.
Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and into the water.
Woman: I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim to the beach and do a pirouette on the sand to play the hero.
Woman: Very good !
Man: And then the bad guy who tried to run me over with his car came up to me and offered me 10 billion dollars as a gift!
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !
Jokalis by Nameless All May 11, 2020

jokalible 

Person who cannot make a joke/take a joke or laughs at random made up shit.
Emily is so jokalible she doesn't even know how to make a joke!!

jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut 

Jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut is an ancient name from one of the states in Malaysia which is Kelantan.This is a very unique name.It is the combination of many soldiers' name who died in war protecting their place.The meaning of this name is, jinkaliwak (strong),jinkala(clever), jinkaliwali (leader),waluku(kind),jikolo(brave),jikole(faithful), jikudut (invisible).
Facts;this name is used by the tribe chief of the village Kampung Pangkal Changgong,Machang,Kelantan who named Firdaus.
Boy1:What is your name?
Boy2:My name is Jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut!
Boy1:....?!
Boy1:Jin..what?
Boy2:Just call me 'J'.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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