jinmao

jinmao is a ship, between jinshi and maomao, known from the apothecary diaries. jinshi and maomao are both fine shyt.

ex : "hey, I like the ship jinmao!"

by aabniadbjqabdahwliuualhiuhiagy August 5, 2025

Jinhao

The act of pure stupidity that just slaps you in the face. It makes you so stunned you become speechless.

“Huh? Someone excused cheese?”
“Oh... so is it the “food” cheese or the “camera” cheese?”
“OMG. That’s such a jinhao!”

by fatdogbun June 27, 2018

Jinman

One of the chillest dope ass men on the planet. But his passion cannot be contained. Once this man starts, there’s no stopping this monster. Women can’t resist his mysterious philosophical rhetoric, and his ability to reduce his opponents to ashes with his words. Enjoys having his mind fucked every once in a while. This man not only has an astounding intellect, but also a amazing bod to match. This man was raised on the beach and you can tell. His massive chest cannot be hidden under his numerous soft wool sweaters.

Don’t mess with Jinman he’ll destroy you with his pussy fingers

by Uknowwhoyomamma November 25, 2018

Jinmo

1)A person who sounds and/or tastes like food
2)A person without any luck in love
3)Without any emotion

"Dude jinmo is tasty!"
"Man that kid in the corner is such a jinmo"
"Emos are jinmo like"

by Bob Chow September 30, 2007

Jinhao

The best kind of person. He is extremely genuine and loves the people around him unconditionally. He is very kind-hearted and endearing, but if you fuck with him, he wouldn't tolerate your bullshit. He's not afraid to stand up for what is important to him. He's also like a gentle giant, usually very tall and really well-built, hence having a more intimidating first look, but is actually one of the sweetest and nicest person you will ever meet. He seems very quiet when you first meet him, but once you start to really know him, you'd find that he has so much crackhead energy and it's really fun to be around him. Apart from that, Jinhao is also very driven and works hard for what he wants, he doesn't just expect things to go his way. Instead, he makes sure he puts in enough time and effort for things to work out.

Jinhao is an extremely rare species of men, definitely worth all your time and effort. So girls, if you happen to meet a Jinhao, do yourself a favour and make sure you don't lose him.

"Stop dating trashy men, just go find yourself a Jinhao!"

by puthysbubbi November 24, 2021

Jintao

A guy whose name consists of Jin, and Tao that sounds different but is really the first name. It is 2 syllables long, and contains 6 letters. If you divide 6 by 2 you get 3, and that means his name in total has 3 words: Jintao (middle name) Wu. Of course, considering the way his name sounds, he is asian, not to mention azn.

"Who keeps making this shit up about me? And only one definition?!" - Jintao, AKA xBreeze.

by Jintao's online friend March 1, 2010

Hu Jintao

Hu Jintao is the current president of China. President Hu is different from previous rulers in that he emphasis on peaceful raise and harmonies society. Under Hu, China has been further transformed from a poor third world country to a potential first world superpower. There are concern, as always, of human rights issue and violations under his rule.

-Noob who doesn't understand politics: "Yeah Hu Jintao sucks, because he's a communist so China sucks because it's a communist nation. And yeah, I just generalize 1.3 billion people."
-Some with even half a brain responds: "Why don't YOU try to govern 1.3 billion Chinese with 56 distinctive ethnic groups, with 292 living languages and 1 extinct language (Jurchen), and the world most populous nation with poverty still a problem."
-The sarcastic responder: "If only voting and freedom of speech can magically generate wealth, food, and improve the economy"

by Aresaresares March 22, 2011