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jingping by Salty prawn July 29, 2017
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Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."
Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus by 任务：消灭所有中国共产党人 January 29, 2021
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Xi Jingping
Xi Jingping:The authoritarian dictator of China. Uses his influence to keep western media and companies under his thumb.
Xi Jingping by 今日 November 19, 2022
jingling the change
Another slang substitute for masturbation.
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
Jinping Pox
COVID-19 pandemic
Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.
Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.
Jinping Pox by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping
"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden
The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022
Xi Jinping
Xi Jinping by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018