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Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus 

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

Xi Jingping

Xi Jingping:The authoritarian dictator of China. Uses his influence to keep western media and companies under his thumb.
Xi Jingping by 今日 November 19, 2022

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

Jinping Pox 

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word
"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

Xi Jinping 

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)
Xi Jinping by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018