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a person who likes to ping a lot of people on Blackberry Messenger.
Yo she's being so jineta right now.
jineta by johnsmith10202 November 6, 2010
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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
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JiNiTaiMei 

This is a term used to describe someone who has the power of infinite possibilities to change the situations.
I like CaiXuKun because he can JiNiTaiMei
JiNiTaiMei by lwk2005 July 2, 2022

Jinetera 

Term used to describe a prostitute in Cuba.
iMira! Pregunta cuanto cobra para sus servicios de jinetera.

La jinetera dice que en el Oriente lo tienen mas grande.

Fidel en los fines de semanas se viste como jinetera para complacer a Raulito.
Jinetera by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

jingtard 

A retard and a jingoman mixed together. Like OH MY GODDDD fool!!! WOWW. ;D
Your mom acted like a jingtard when she fell off the balcony and died
jingtard by hahahrtuttuffjgjjf January 15, 2007
A very sexy young woman with a great ass and nice tits. She is mysterious, out-going, creative, smart and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced and brave. She's loyal and caring but doesn't tolerate disloyalty from people and knows when to walk away. Doesn't take crap from people. Although her loyalty runs strong, take caution; once you betray Jinet, she will easily write you off. Mess with a Jinet or her family and you will seriously regret it. Sarcasm and good humor are also some of her traits. She is known for being funny as fuck and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Beautiful & unique like her name and also very flirtatious. Just a bad bitch all the way around!
"Dude, she is one fine Jinet"

"I wish my girlfriend was a Jinet"

"My name is Jinet, NOT Janet."
"That damn Jinet is funny as hell"
"You barking up the wrong tree"
Jinet by ShootaFe December 21, 2016
A very lucky person.
Person 1: He won the poker game 50 times in a row!

Person 2: Wow he is a jineya! I do not recommend playing against him anymore.
Jineya by TheRealGenji April 13, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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