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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
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JiNiTaiMei 

This is a term used to describe someone who has the power of infinite possibilities to change the situations.
I like CaiXuKun because he can JiNiTaiMei
JiNiTaiMei by lwk2005 July 2, 2022

Jinetera 

Term used to describe a prostitute in Cuba.
iMira! Pregunta cuanto cobra para sus servicios de jinetera.

La jinetera dice que en el Oriente lo tienen mas grande.

Fidel en los fines de semanas se viste como jinetera para complacer a Raulito.
Jinetera by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

jingtard 

A retard and a jingoman mixed together. Like OH MY GODDDD fool!!! WOWW. ;D
Your mom acted like a jingtard when she fell off the balcony and died
jingtard by hahahrtuttuffjgjjf January 15, 2007
A very sexy young woman with a great ass and nice tits. She is mysterious, out-going, creative, smart and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced and brave. She's loyal and caring but doesn't tolerate disloyalty from people and knows when to walk away. Doesn't take crap from people. Although her loyalty runs strong, take caution; once you betray Jinet, she will easily write you off. Mess with a Jinet or her family and you will seriously regret it. Sarcasm and good humor are also some of her traits. She is known for being funny as fuck and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Beautiful & unique like her name and also very flirtatious. Just a bad bitch all the way around!
"Dude, she is one fine Jinet"

"I wish my girlfriend was a Jinet"

"My name is Jinet, NOT Janet."
"That damn Jinet is funny as hell"
"You barking up the wrong tree"
Jinet by ShootaFe December 21, 2016
A very lucky person.
Person 1: He won the poker game 50 times in a row!

Person 2: Wow he is a jineya! I do not recommend playing against him anymore.
Jineya by TheRealGenji April 13, 2017