Skip to main content

Jimmy two Shits 

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.
Jimmy two Shits by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

jimmy johns shitdick 

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
its the tip of my Jimmy (the slit semen comes out of: connected to the balls)
my Jimmyslit aint changing!

JimmySpits 

Jimmy' spits in peoples mouths when he speaks!!!!
Earnestly JimmySpits

Jimmyslithering 

Bust Jimmyslithering!

jimmyshid 

funny man that was the guy that lead to the solve of DFHAD
person 1: holy shid it jimmyshid

jimmyshid: what up shidders
jimmyshid by rk092 January 22, 2024