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jimmy ring

A ring-shaped sex toy that is placed around the penis for sexual pleasure.
Someone jacked my jimmy ring!
jimmy ring by Bone-Ins April 25, 2011
Words you can keep
Scurrying around in a panicked manner to accomplish things, however it often leads to the exact opposite or things being broken.
I was jimmying around to clean the room but ended up breaking everyting
Jimmying by jimmeyder November 8, 2014
The act of punching a member of the opposite sex in the face.
"She was all up in my grill, so i jimmyed her right in the mouth!"

"He got arrested for Jimmying his wife"
Jimmying by Kingspaceface June 16, 2012

jimmyingaround 

Occurs when someone is supposed to be doing something constructive, but instead just walks around forgetting their responsibilities. Happens mostly in a job situation.
I was supposed to be running a register, but I decided to go jimmyingaround.

There he goes jimmyingaround again.
jimmyingaround by rainbowskies September 20, 2008

jimmering 

Jimmering is a transitional phase from stable and predictable output to an ever increasing erratically funny conversion to a babbling life of the party. This transition is usually the result of a catalyst alcohol based liquid, often times Tequila but can be a number of others...
She seemed so reserved until after a few shots and then the jimmering began....
jimmering by sweet donnab March 3, 2010

Jimmyrig 

When three men work together in a cooperative sexual act where two men create a common hand-vagina (referred to as the "rig") and allow the third man (referred to as the "Jimmy") to insert his penis into their co-created hand-vagina.

In some cases, the hand vagina can be fucked by one of the two participating hand-vagina creators.

In a third (untested case), the two hand-vagina creators can alternate fucking the hand-vagina in a rhythmic and sexual motion.

In certain environments, such as the Ménage à trois you can encounter the rare and unseen co-ed Jennyrig; the co-ed Jennyrig is when two women co-create the hand-vagina and the man inserts his penis into the women's hands, eventually climaxing (hopefully).
Carl and Jeff made me the best jimmyrig for my birthday!

I haven't had a tighter jimmyrig in 30 years.

I "jimmyrigged" with my buddies, Dave and Matt last night. Luckily, I wasn't part of the rig.

Jerry taught his sons the meaning of sex by "jimmyrigging" them last night.
Jimmyrig by DJRawDawg May 24, 2011
When a OAP goes into there local place of shopping and malests with teenage girls to make him self feel good can be done of a act of desperation

word most used in Charles Read High School South Witham UK
Matt Loves to go jimmying
Jimmying by theUltimateDictonarymake December 10, 2013
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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