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Jimmyrig 

When three men work together in a cooperative sexual act where two men create a common hand-vagina (referred to as the "rig") and allow the third man (referred to as the "Jimmy") to insert his penis into their co-created hand-vagina.

In some cases, the hand vagina can be fucked by one of the two participating hand-vagina creators.

In a third (untested case), the two hand-vagina creators can alternate fucking the hand-vagina in a rhythmic and sexual motion.

In certain environments, such as the Ménage à trois you can encounter the rare and unseen co-ed Jennyrig; the co-ed Jennyrig is when two women co-create the hand-vagina and the man inserts his penis into the women's hands, eventually climaxing (hopefully).
Carl and Jeff made me the best jimmyrig for my birthday!

I haven't had a tighter jimmyrig in 30 years.

I "jimmyrigged" with my buddies, Dave and Matt last night. Luckily, I wasn't part of the rig.

Jerry taught his sons the meaning of sex by "jimmyrigging" them last night.
Jimmyrig by DJRawDawg May 24, 2011

Jimmy Rig 

To fix something regardless of how it looks or how long it lasts. Using any materials that are available to you in a creative way to make something work.
Using rubber bands to hold your steering wheel in place, because you lost the bolts that are supposed to hold it.
Jimmy Rig by Vlad Roussakov June 8, 2004

JimmyNightHawk 

A totally mad guy who plays Allegiance (inbetween bans :P) no-one can understand what he is saying, he even has his own language named after him (Jimmerish)
"B0r0k, yarr!smeekly woop! maroop draaarrr!"

"WTF man, stop speaking jimmerish, you're such a JimmyNightHawk, havent you got better things to do? Like exploiting bugs, spamming and getting BANNED?"

jimmy rig 

More intense version of jury rig. A jury-rigged device will probably work, but be careful; a jimmy-rigged device will probably NOT, but oh well.
"The car broke down? Well... I'm not surprised. I kinda had it jimmy-rigged."
jimmy rig by rizz to the slizz April 25, 2005

jimmy rig 

The use of jimmy johns' stickers to repair anything
I jimmy rigged the drain hose last night to stop it from leaking
jimmy rig by slogivon January 5, 2011

JimmyJigged

to get your self in a a bad situation
ohh crap were jimmyjigged = in a bad situation were all possible points of exits are blocked

dont get your self jimmyjigged=dont get into a tight spot you cant wiggle yourself out with out help
JimmyJigged by Riyle Star July 6, 2009
A real nigga, A demon, Prolly take a nigga bitch … fly as hell..put that shit on.. nigga havin
“That nigga jimmyri always fly and got the hoes “
JIMMYRI by THATDUDE504___ June 20, 2023
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