(Noun) A cross between English and Chicagoese. It involves bastardizing commonly used words in a nonsensical matter. Frequently speakers of Jimlish will often try to defend their bastardization of the word to no avail. Examples include: southmore (instead of softmore), uge (instead of huge), ashphalt (instead of asphalt, and sammich (instead of sandwich).
The kind of guy who will show you why it never worked out with anybody else. He will always tell you the things that you need to hear, he will give you all the answers that you're looking for and he will take you to places where you've never been before.