Jayworthy

Worthy of blowing your load, or ejaculating (jizzing) in excitement or pleasure/happiness.

-Holy crap dude! This burger is jayworthy! I nearly blew my load when I tasted it!

-Dude, the way she looked at me was jayworthy. She totally blew me with her eyes.

by BJ Worthy December 16, 2010

jackworthy

A female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned breasts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.

Mallory Wood gives me wood-she is so jackworthy.

by jordan skelly May 13, 2005

jigworthy

Worthy of doing a jig; something so cool it makes you want to dance in place (or jig, as it were.)

Bagpipe music is jigworthy.

by Arekuchan May 17, 2005

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

by Tank Miller December 4, 2024