Jayworthy 

Worthy of blowing your load, or ejaculating (jizzing) in excitement or pleasure/happiness.

-Holy crap dude! This burger is jayworthy! I nearly blew my load when I tasted it!

-Dude, the way she looked at me was jayworthy. She totally blew me with her eyes.

Jayworthy by BJ Worthy December 16, 2010

jackworthy 

A female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned breasts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.

Mallory Wood gives me wood-she is so jackworthy.

jackworthy by jordan skelly May 13, 2005

jigworthy 

Worthy of doing a jig; something so cool it makes you want to dance in place (or jig, as it were.)

Bagpipe music is jigworthy.

jigworthy by Arekuchan May 17, 2005

joanworthy 

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

joanworthy by Tank Miller December 4, 2024