Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
the jiesen virus
symptoms include:
-headaches
-crying
-nausea and vomiting
-trauma
-emotional damage
-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells
the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected
stay safe
-headaches
-crying
-nausea and vomiting
-trauma
-emotional damage
-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells
the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected
stay safe
person a: “jiesens making my head hurt so bad he makes me want to cry”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”
the jiesen virus by jvirusvictim January 24, 2022
jesenia
jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL
wonderful personality
makes great memes
will steal your mans
gives great advice
overall just a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL
wonderful personality
makes great memes
will steal your mans
gives great advice
overall just a great friend
jesenia by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018
Jesenya
The best person in the entire world. Smart and focused on whatever makes her happy. One-hundred percent queen
Jesenya by Heeyaa by outkast March 29, 2020
jesenta
Jesenia
A very beautiful girl who loves like no other. It takes her a while to take an interest in someone, but when she falls, she falls hard. She’s a keeper, someone like her is someone you need to cuff! She’s also an amazing friend and has a huge heart. If you let her go, you’re dumb, because you’ll never meet someone as genuine and kind and caring as her.
Name Origin: Spanish
Name Origin: Spanish
Jesenia by soaphandle April 23, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026