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jhonatan
He's got the best spirit, and a unique personality which is very attractable. Jhonatan is a young mature man who is modest, extremly generouse and caring to others, polite, yet very fun and cheerful with remarkable intelegance and strength.
Jhonatan knew he needed money but gave it all away to someone he cares for.
Though Jhonatan is not doing well in school his intelegance level is unserpass
Jhonatan, who dosen't just love him
Though Jhonatan is not doing well in school his intelegance level is unserpass
Jhonatan, who dosen't just love him
jhonatan by Wise words January 1, 2014
Jhonatan
Someone that has a very big long and juice penis. Usually medium height and likes to play a lot of video games.
He looks like jhonatan
Jhonatan by Your.Mom.Looking.At.Ur.Screen August 30, 2020
Jonaton
A style of miniature learning robot developed by Frank Peterson in the 1970s. It's small and innocent design hides it's darker nature.
Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.
In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.
In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026