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Jolley
A small northern creature which can be seen frequenting the Bloomfield road area.
It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.
The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.
It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.
The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.
'Do you see that small orange furball little timmy?'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'
Jolley by JolleyObserver November 4, 2009
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chad jolley
When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.
the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.
chad jolley by SnakeRadioCustoms January 20, 2016
Jolleywacker
A jolleywacker is word or slang for a person who is not funny and is terrible at making jokes. This word is specifically used against people you are tired of fake laughing at their jokes at. Or if they are TERRIBLY unfunny.
Jolleywacker: "If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?"
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."
Jolleywacker by AnimVC May 31, 2023
Jolley
Alex Jolley
A Dick Sucker and A Dick Rider, I'm a Hater, You're a Raper, I'm a Baiter, Alex Jolley a.k.a. Alexkazam is A Nigger, Now Pick Her, He's a Transgender, You Pricker, You Also a Fucker
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Alex Jolley by ProNab1555 July 24, 2020
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