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A small northern creature which can be seen frequenting the Bloomfield road area.

It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.

The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.
'Do you see that small orange furball little timmy?'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'
Jolley by JolleyObserver November 4, 2009
Words you can keep
To modify an expensive car to ‘hyper carlevels of performance.
Man, he really Jolley’d that Carrera!
Jolley by TDS. September 21, 2019
verb-the act of sodomy to a mystical animal, such as a unicorn or narwhal.

adj-a person or object that is perfect in every way. sometimes used as an expression to show surprise or excitement, 'oh jolley!'

syn: perfect, epic, awesome
that girl's ass is so jolley!
jolley by jolleyjoe October 20, 2010

Jolley Rancher 

An irrection, boner
"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."

"Oh god! Go walk that off!"
Jolley Rancher by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

chad jolley 

When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.
the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.
chad jolley by SnakeRadioCustoms January 20, 2016

Alex Jolley 

A Dick Sucker and A Dick Rider, I'm a Hater, You're a Raper, I'm a Baiter, Alex Jolley a.k.a. Alexkazam is A Nigger, Now Pick Her, He's a Transgender, You Pricker, You Also a Fucker

**New Lyrics of GOOBA by 6ix9ine*
Alex Jolley is Sucker, A Fucker, A Raper, A Nigger, And Long Haired Transgender
Alex Jolley by ProNab1555 July 24, 2020

thomas jolley 

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.
“Oh look it’s thomas jolley
“what a beautiful specimen
thomas jolley by kingsmenC January 22, 2020
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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