jfans mom
A very large, devilish looking black women with demon eyes that whips her sons legs into an obilivion
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teen jeans mom
Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.
"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -
teen jeans mom by Alone Art September 14, 2013
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Often seen on the 40+ crowd, mom jeans are too high, too tight, tapered leg jeans which manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has. Possible outcomes: The butt will be compressed so it doesn't stick out, it will instead be pushed to the sides, making it look far wider than it actually is. The genital triangle will be emphasized and outlined (see camel toe or FUPA). The hips will look wider because of the butt compression and the tapering of the legs.
In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.
In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.
"Honestly, you would think after years of telling their kids how to dress, women would figure out that those mom jeans they have on just aren't flattering."
mom jeans by Emily Scarlett January 22, 2006
mom jeans
ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.
mom jeans by juliepoolie May 3, 2006
mom jeans
1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.
mom jeans
High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.
A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.
A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.
mom jeans by NChick1987 February 9, 2006