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An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service
Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy
Jewlogy by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010
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The praises exchanged between Anglo-Saxon Protestants following the death of a Semetic individual.

"Bob returned to the party with a six pack of beer, then proceeded to round up his fellow 300 lb. white companions and dictate his mellifluous jewlogy as they cheered him on with glee."
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The devilish player of red dead redemption 2 online! She can take on whole posses and die only a few times! One of the best female red dead players.
Jellogy slaughters them all.
jellogy by Jelly donut September 15, 2020

Jewology 

The study of being a Jew.

In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."

Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.

If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology

From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
Jewology by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jewology 

The intense study of the Jewish disease.
Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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