jewlar
A big Jew
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jewlar by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005
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jewart
1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?
How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008
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Jewlander
The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010
jewtard
Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.
jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005
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