jewlar 

A big Jew
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Wow look at that Jew hes so big

jewlar by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005

jewart 

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

jewdar 

An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.

Randomness #1: Hey, is that guy-?
"Guy": SHALOM!
Randomness #2: Hella yeah.

jewdar by Chezlea March 14, 2004

Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

jewlace 

the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness

Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace

jewlace by ben frank February 29, 2008

Jewdar 

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

Jewdar by Nick July 23, 2004

jewtard 

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005